guildassasan's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Modicum]

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[].........................this symbol tis here..........why?............because if u (the audience) ever made a song anywhere similar to this...............the this's the face you'd be wearing..............................
........right before you'd slap yourself in the face...............and think....................."HOW THE HELL IN ETERNITY DID I JUST DO SOMETHING SO GLORIOUSLY BEAUTIFUL, THAT IT COULD SET ABLAZE SOMEONE'S VERY SOUL, THEN DOUSE IT IN SMOOTH, SILKY BEAUTY, AND REKINDLE IT IN A MATTER OF MILISECONDS??????"
yes, you'd be just as astonished as I am right now.............it soothes the soul, even heals it a little, if only for a short-ish time. as you can plainly see, mr. audio-fork, i believe that this song may just be a master piece. all you need now are a few war drums thrown in there to strngthen it a bit, and there, you have your masterpiece!
i also think that you needed a little bigger description than one you put in, because it never mentions, "EPIC!!!!!!," in it.
please do keep on keepin on, and keep it up! this one's in my faves, like, at about YESTERDAY!!!!!!!!!!!

[You Wear Shorts in Miami]

lool.....u goto cooledge, lol!!!

loool u goto college mei bro n sis gos 2 college these r intentional misspellings, noob, incase u wur wondrin!!!!
woot! all mei 5 r be belonging 2 thiis, woooooooot!!!!!!!
nice one its soft n smooth like a flece robe just outv teh dryer......mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, toasty!!!!!!

Mid-Night responds:

Why..?

[Megaman Track]

UNBELIEVEABLE (IN A GOOD WAY)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IF I COULD ID GIV U 10+ STARS, DUDE! BESTsong iv evr heard on newgrounds in meh life, besides those others uve made, iv checked all those out already, n they beast, don't get meh wrong! n u r teh sweetest ting on teh entirety of Newgrounds, cuz u talk trash, diss pplz tht hate on u like a mad savage dog-cheeta hybrid, (like ProjectCLOCK, he's an anonomous royal jackass!) n make teh most undescribebly BALLIN rap songs!! as a man i knew once said to all in this nation, "maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, whadda you doin here?!?" (that wuz a Billy Jole [probobly missspelled] Quote) u should b out in teh field, n im not even close 2 bein joking! im not a megaman fan cuz ive never played the games ever, but im sure that now, id b addicted to them!!!!!
keep up teh BALLER WORK, DUDE! ur AWESOME! i hope im not annoying 2 u.....

[WS - It's Only Fair]

Perfection has been found in thou

the title says it all (the title of my review) about what i think of this song. smooth, silky, yet rough around the edges in the way it flows to the rythem, adding in relaxing musical styles that just oh-so soothe my soul and the souls of many another reviewer, i'm sure, and in the way that, while sticking with the smooth instruments, you still gave it a very sharp, attractive, base-thump-beat....kind of like a brand new, high tech hunting knife!
sincerely, and i cannot strss enough how sincere and from the very bottom of the bottomless pitfall of my heart this is, (never even in a million years when it could even possibly be done) you are one of the greats, and hats off to you, my friend, for doing such an amazing job!! it ALMOST got me back into rap music again!!! but nothin on this known earth or heaven above nor hell down below us could do that, not ever since my brother got all messed up and under the influence because, "his music told him to".......................
keep up the good work....and, did you ever think of going into a career as a DJ, or something a bit more or less similar? it'd be a perfect fit for you...like the cube in the box-shaped hole, instead of th circular one!

[Mamma Mafia]

kudos!!

i ~heart!!~ tis song b caus it reminds meh of some final fantasy tactics, 'prepare for battle,' tune at the beginning, and also because of the pure skizzles tht went in2 tis song XDXDXDXD!!!! the instruments that u used were all in nice correlation wit 1 another, and used 2 thier fullest potential in the musical track in the song!!

[Faces]

AWESOME!

The fact that im totally stumped n speechless abt what 2 improve is a big accomplishment, cuz even tho im at a lower lvl thatn teh rest of u, i write some nasty reviews, cuz i kno my music, and i kno bad music 2, and when that stuff arises, i tell em' straight up what i feel. But the thing is, is that I DONT NEED TO USE ANY SPACE OR BORE U 2 TEARS WIT ANY O DAT HERE, CUZ I REALLY LIKE IT, AND IT WUZ WELL PUT TOGEATHER, COMPLETE WITH A GOOD TRACK, BASELINE, RYTHEM, AND FUNKY-TECHNO-ROCK-ISH STYLE.

WELL DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

B-mies responds:

Umm, thanks. Even if it's awesome and you can't find anything to improve, you can always write why it's good, your favorite parts etc =)

[Highers]

Somewhat half-baked, but............

also, pretty well done, i must say, though thats a bit of an oxy-moron, lolz, roflmao. You did a nice job, still room for improvement, believe me, but nice, considering. keep working at it, maybe some distortion guitar, u kno, make it a little louder still (just a tiny, tiny bit) , basically make it just more heavy metal-ish, with some screamo-vocals, and i'll definetly give u a 10/10!! don't change the way it is know, just add onto it, cuz like i said its still okay this way!!

OPQC responds:

i'll watch what i can do to that. vocals are impossible... 'cause they destroys the song :P

[Cerberus - Falling Empire]

COOL!

it was totally cool, except for how the music's shaky.

[F-Zero X - Devil's Forest]

i thought it wold've been pwnage material

i thought it wold've been pwnage material, TAT'S IF THE SONG WASNT A BUNCH OF REPPETTIVE GUITAR PATTERNS IN SEQUENCE!

FlameMesial responds:

Hey there, thanks for the review.
This songs only repeats every 'guitar pattern' twice...
Correct me if I'm wrong, but the majority of contemporary music does repeat riffs or leit motifs within the song.

In any case, I didn't write this song, it's a cover of a track that's only a minute long, and it doesn't do much justice to upload a version that only plays through once.

[Rock'n Temple || Zelda 2]

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!!!XDXDXDXDXDXD

Loved it! If I ever get a better animation program, that takes music, i might use it