guildassasan's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Office Spider: Episode 6]

lol i watched it all today

dude, this tuff rocks im soboard outo meh frekin skullrightnowlol!!
but seriously it wuz great keep it hp it wuz totallyfunnehhaha!!!!

[Happy Cutie Bunny Easter!]

i loved it!!

i don't care about killing bunnies, offending christians, or anything like that, i only care if its funny, and this, my friend, wuz the FUNNYEST THING ABOUT EASTER YET!!!!! omg, i almost puked at some of those dead bunny pictures, but i didnt, n its okay, cus thats what makes irt all teh moar funny!!!!
graT Job!!!!!

[Charlie the Unicorn 3]

lol funneh haha!!

hhoeld ohn, ih ghotte chall.........ring-ring...helo?...u'v e got a bad connection!!!!!!!!!
lol tis moivee wuz teh uber uber L337-inest thing in teh charlie series...cept fo teh 1st one, now thaT WUZ uber uber L337!!!!!

[Cpt Falcon Checkup]

hahahahahahha!!!!!

i wuz lolin fo a few minutes straight!! i thought it was going 2 b a big moivee, but it uz only like half a minute, and it was twice as funny as one that wouldve been 3minutes long!!!!
Great job, keep it up!

[Death to Yeti]

lol, i know point-slope-form b4 i saw this!!

i loved this one becasuse it makes fun of that fucked up shit seasame street! and by the way, i just learned slope-intercept and point-slope forms like....uuuh.....lets see now.....about.....crap, fuck it, i kant remember , but who in thier riht minds wuld exactly remembr the day they learnd the most hated thing in algebra class, seriusly?? but no, it wuz totally awesum!!!!!! watch tis moive, pplz, or ill kill yo ass!! (just kidding!)

[Madness Aggregation]

woot!!

rly good...iv been a longtime fan of urs....but.....i hav 2 say sumting.... WTFCRABARMRLYSHORTTHINGS EXPLODINGWITHNOREASONNOEXPLANATIONAS2 WHYTHISISGOINGONWTFHAPPENED,KRINKLES,
ULOSTURTOUCH!!!!!!!!

[Cpt.Falcon Hyes]

oooookaaaaaayyyyyy.......HYES!!!!

dude, the animation wuz amazin, lol! and capt. falcon beat up ike, which rly mad meh sad, kuz iz wanted an rly EPIC sword-2-hand-duel between teh 2 of them, wjhich accidentally messes up when one of them tripps on a dildo.....lolz, roflmao!!

[4 Swords Misadventures 6]

duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude!!!!

finally, sombody with as much knowledge of the Zelda universe and it's slight, awkward, and strange flaws and ironys that made the game great, cuz it made no sense whatsoever!!! (the game, not ur movie)
anyways, this movie (or rather, this entire series) seemed like a one for the longhaul from the start, and so I must say, WELL DONE!!!!!!!! you persisted with the animations, followed through with your plans & your goals and you've won my vote, though it really doesn't count for very much yet, untill i get a higher lvl, that is.
there's noone on this green stretch of ohio (my community, The Medows, in Doylestoown) that knows more about the legend of zelda than i do! heck, barely anyone but me's played the series all the way through!!
Anyways, enough glorification of myself, cuz that's just selfish. let's talk ablout the moive;
1=i loved it; the animations & voice acting were all extermely well done (though, the king did sound a bit off, though i can't know fo-sho, as he never spoke during any one of the games)
2=it was hilarious; i especially liked the part where the dark link & the monster do the whole this is sparta thing, and then how the princess mentions how prdictable that was, and i almost died & crapped myself all at the same time!!!
3=it stuck to a storyline; i could definitely tell that the storyline was folwing nicely along, and had a definite correlation with the ending for part 5, which is where a lot of these kinds of things are usually lagging
and finally, 4=the main menu & other buttons were well thought out; the addition of that flying fairie on the bottom-left-hand-corner was genius, and the whole ability to skip the opening, select a scene, or just dang watch the movie kind of spiices up an animation, and really gives it a good look, so it seems more professional. this also helps give the animaters/designers a good name for themselves, which is improtant to have around here.
THIS WAS LIKE, THE BEST EVER!!!!!!!!!
MAKE ANOTHER, OR ILL COME 2 UR HUSE N SLAUTER U IN UR BEDS (JUST KIDING; IM A REALLY WARPED KID IN PERSON, SO I TEND TO SA TAT STUF WITOUT RLY MENIN IT, THO IT USUALY GETS MEH IN TRBLE!!! SO DON'T TAKE THAT SERIOUSLY PLEASE!!!!! AND SORRY IF THAT WAS OFFENSIVE TO ANYONE OUT THERE READIN TIS!!!)
LOL, BUT SERIOUSLY, MAKE ANTOTR 1, PLZ!!!
I LOVE U (AS A FAN)!!!!

[Soft Taco!]

omg,omg, rotfl

rotflrotflrotflrotflrotflrotflrotflro tflrotflrotflrotflLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOLOLOLOLOLOL........................
.......................I FEEL THE SENSATION OF DIARRIAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ROTFLOL

[Angry Hill Billys]

it was good

BUT YOU GOT IT OFF OF 2DPLAY>COM! it wldve been 10/10