guildassasan's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[W & B : Deadly Strategies]

OMFG, THIS SUCKS!!!!

dude, don't think that just cuz u got half stars at least that that's not terrible coming from me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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alright, first off, *sigh*, this was a great concept overall, now don't get me wrong! especially since I have forever been the biggest nerd/strtegy game fan out there, (in my own little world) so i'm not, "under the influence," right now, as im typing this review. like i said, this was a great concept, but the thing that makes me so annoyed is that man, U PUT 2 MUCH INTO THIS STORYLINE!!!! i mean COME ON!!!!
what i meant by that is the cutscene & breifing scene lengths!! if i wanted a final fantasy game, i would've gone out, rented one, and eventually broken the disk to pieces out of frustration (no offense to those of u who like that series, it's just different people have different opinions, and i have mine, and u have urs). i dont want to wait through those things in order to play, i just want to get down to brass tacks and start pwning with my awesome flying mecha-bots that were in the opening movie!!!!!!!
also, the whole A.I. command system was way off. i mean what's so wrong with a, "left click on unit desired, right click on enemy, that unit attacks specified enemy," kind of setup, like in most R.T.S.s today?!?!? and when u give the adjustments it takes an hour (which is the next part) for them to like recive the transmission ,then another to just go out and do it, leving u wide open for those few vital seconds.
as i stated, this part's about the framerate and game options (a lack thereof). first off, hwy not have the options in the main menu, huh? and also, i think the graphics, sound, and gmeplay variables ought to be in the pause/optins menu, which, like i said, should be both in the game and on the menu.
also, in most RTSs, u can create more than 1 unit at once, and while the units are being created, u can still access building optins. oh, and that reminds me, make all the upgrades available for purchase based on how much of a certain resource one has. this way, the things u upgrade & how are controlled by u, not done entirely in a list of upgrades set out by u, keeping ur average strategy-fan happy because the diversity of ur army and strategy is allowed to be more of just that, DIVERSE!!!!!!!!
also, just know that im not trying to be a total asshole, and yo prove it, a complement or 2 (or 3, if i can find a third one, that is!) from yours truly: well like i said the concept is awesome, that's the first thing that comes to mind............second...............
................... i liked the diverse types of units themselves, u know, like the fact u can make just about everything immaginable if u get the skizzlzzzzzzzzzz to do so............third..................
........ the enemy was a not retarded, not smart, semi-easy kind of easy on the first level, which doesn't pull out all the stops and kill gamers in 2 seconds, but also the steady, even incline of enemy difficuly throughout the levels was awesome, because it, like i said, won't surprise and frustrate gamers, rather, get them totally hooked, so they keep comin' back for moar.
im pretty much out of room, so ill stop it now....im sure this must be painful for u guys to hear, but just keep in mind i did try to balance the rage with the instinct of helping people, and help, not so much as hurt, with the way i was criticizing u here...so sorry if i was a bit 2 mean...just my nature!
im sure u could do better than some of the best game-makers out there, but u just gotta take our advice, and IMPROVE, IMPROVR, IMPROVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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(this is a good start, nonetheless!)

[Naruto RPG]

Colud be better, but good.

My expectations for rpgs are high usually, but i think u met the most basic points to making this particular type of game. The things that need improving: charechter customization, and background music, which is understandable if u couldn't get sum, cuz my freeware flash program is really picky a bout misic formatt. So maybe come out with a "Naruto R.P.G., 2.0" er sumtin, & im sure it'll be great!

eBlitz responds:

Well this is just a demo/public testing of the final version so I'll be releasing the complete game some time later this year (hopefully)

As for music I haven't had much time to search for any decent free tracks and for some reason I can't browse any genres on the NG Audio Portal (I think it's because the robot animation thing is blocking a fair bit of the page) or else I would of tried to add something before I uploaded it.

When i'm done with the final version customization will be a lot more fleshed out, I'm really into customizing your own character so that's one of the things i'll be putting a lot of attention into.

Thanks for the review.

[Post War]

Is this even considered WORTHY OF FRONTPAGE?!?

Now, just so you know, i ment no offense by the heading, or, for that matter, anything in this review, so bear with me.
WTF?!? As an all-time lover/fanatic about flash rpgs and strategy games, i for one thought, like easimon182, that u must have gotten bored, but like, right from the start of the actual gameplay! Because ur opening and charechter selection was well done, but my main pet peeve is the GAMEPLAY!!!!! The controlls were odd, a bit, it only told u when u leveled up, and would it kill u to make a level-up system, like, i dunno, stop the game, and let u pick what u want to spend points on in a list of skills?!?!?!?
Obviously got lazy with the sceney and other atmospheric elements, and just the art in general, and that gets me really bad, cuz i'm an artist. U start out at lvl 1, and ur already getting attacked from all sides. At least make it get more or less difficult as u go up the lvls!!!
Im sry i had to lay the smackdown on u, and be neagative, so ill give u some of the good points. The charechter classes were in plenty, which is a definite up-side. i also liked how u added the plus 10 money on pickup to the bandit, to mix it up a little bit, and give it uniqueness. The special attacks/abilitys were well designed and definetly new, not copyed off some other game, cuz trust me, i would know(LOL, im a nerd!XDXDXD)
All in all, u could've done better, much better, and i believe that i have given a tun of contructive, non-hateful, critizim, as ive read the F.A.Q.'s very carefully. Get some practice, and im positive u'll make it to the very top!=)

[Castle Crashing the Beard]

Awesome, but then again...

i love it, except for the impossible part

[IndestructoTank!]

An awesome game about you being an indestucto tank

I absolutly love this game!!!!!!!!!!!! The ability to bounce off of so many heicopters at once, and that you can get a veriety of things to get you up in the air is awesome. I also like the fact that no matter how many times youre hit with a bomb, you can't be destroyed is the best!! I can't wait for indestructo Tank 2 to be released. I'm expecting it to totally take newgrounds by storm, and I swear that it'll be all over my userpage!